Please don’t take my John away
Tissues to your left ladies and gentlemen, tissues to your left…
Full of random happy stuff that floats my boat , don't like it.. Well I'm not here to please you.
~ Message, Asks's are welcome all :)
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
Mom: I’m leaving, don’t watch no tv you still grounded
Mom: *comes home early*
titan arum and rafflesia produce the largest flowers in the world and both have the nickname “carrion flower” for creating odors that smell like rotten meat so stick that on your head and crown it
I love the flower crown meme but this made me laugh so damn hard.
also to all my new followers
i’ve been waiting for you
My friend just made a snapchat, and I’m really hoping she didn’t steal this from somewhere bc this is pure gold
i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge