Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.
THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT
it’s like, human, excuse me, i would like you to pet me. thank you.
Full of random happy stuff that floats my boat , don't like it.. Well I'm not here to please you.
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Also play Forsaken World on
Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)
I almost spit grape juice!
I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’
THAT FUCKING PUN
following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf
i bought this skull for a cosplay and
SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO
but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp
"Gooooood morning dear :)" "fuck you and everything you stand for"
- gay guys don’t have to be disgusted by vagina
- lesbians don’t have nightmares after seeing cock
- gay guys can appreaciate beautiful women
- lesbians can appreciate handsome men
- it doesn’t make them less gay
- straight guys can appreciate handsome men
- straight girls can appreciate beautiful women
- it doesn’t make them less straight
- asexuals can appreciate beautiful people, date, and even have sex
- it doesnt make them less asexual
if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid
but what if you were adopted
I’m not up on the whole genetics thing
if you’re adopted you still have to have biological ancestors right
More dogs with their babies.